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Deuces, we ain't got not future for tomorrow.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Hey young world.
It had been a tight schedule lately. But with patience and courage I've gone through it quite well indeed.(mcm phm) haha.
The good news for me is that, I'm ALMOST done for my art coursework. FINALLY!. I never thought I could afford to finish it up. But I've proved myself wrong. Haha. Though it turned out to be something which I didn't expect! Haha. Yet It looks quite interesting. Shall be spending or should I say 'wasting' this whole week touching up the parts that doesn't seems to be appropriate?we'll see how.(=
Fasting month is just a couple metres away. I'm quite excited. It had been a year since I last fast. haha.!!!. I would like to take this great opportunity to ask for forgiveness to whom I've been sinning to all this while. Be it intentionally or accidentally. Being the fact that I really appreciate if u could actually forgive me.)= hahaha!. But sorry to say this, to those who have been hating me, cheating me, swearing me, hurting me, HELL NO! Don't think I would forgive you. Cause you don't deserve any second chance,idiots.! haha, nahh, I don't mean it. was just joking.
And some of you reading this would go like 'eh,its only fasting month pe,why this stupid hyder went like its already hari raya?' haha. Actually, it's better to do it fasting month.(= But the best is to keep asking for forgiveness and forgive people everyday cause we'll never know when we'll die
And I don't think any idiot would do that. Cause if that idiot happens to be my friend, er, I did'nt say I would slap or do something harsh lah but I would just smile and tell him/her nicely 'starting from today,I would forgive you each time u speaks to me,until the day I die'(= I'm such a nice person isn't it? yeah. (= (= (=
Next, being the fact that fasting month is approaching, there's something else just behind it,smiling,laughing idiotically at me.! It's not Hari Raya of course. Not celebrating it MUCH this year anyway. BUT!!!!!... O LEVELS!!!!!! arrrrggghhh... It has been the only thing that haunts me in everything I do, other than revising!
Putting those aside, there's still something which is more important.! For all O level candidates, wish you all the best for ur MT result and your upcoming English Oral. I'm having it on next Monday by the way.(= wish me good luck(=
And of course to all muslims! Get prepared for fasting month! treat this seriously.hahaha!.
take care everyone!
5:41 AM
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Another story that tickles me. Haha.
A man calls a company(weight-loss company) and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
haha. craps.
5:43 AM
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Hey.
Want to know some limitations of lying,though lying has always be the most preferable escape.
Maybe I share this story.
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, ALISON AND I ARE JUST ROOMATES."
About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
*Suay. haha!!
3:00 AM
Saturday, August 1, 2009
10:58 PM
Monday, August 17, 2009
Hey young world.
It had been a tight schedule lately. But with patience and courage I've gone through it quite well indeed.(mcm phm) haha.
The good news for me is that, I'm ALMOST done for my art coursework. FINALLY!. I never thought I could afford to finish it up. But I've proved myself wrong. Haha. Though it turned out to be something which I didn't expect! Haha. Yet It looks quite interesting. Shall be spending or should I say 'wasting' this whole week touching up the parts that doesn't seems to be appropriate?we'll see how.(=
Fasting month is just a couple metres away. I'm quite excited. It had been a year since I last fast. haha.!!!. I would like to take this great opportunity to ask for forgiveness to whom I've been sinning to all this while. Be it intentionally or accidentally. Being the fact that I really appreciate if u could actually forgive me.)= hahaha!. But sorry to say this, to those who have been hating me, cheating me, swearing me, hurting me, HELL NO! Don't think I would forgive you. Cause you don't deserve any second chance,idiots.! haha, nahh, I don't mean it. was just joking.
And some of you reading this would go like 'eh,its only fasting month pe,why this stupid hyder went like its already hari raya?' haha. Actually, it's better to do it fasting month.(= But the best is to keep asking for forgiveness and forgive people everyday cause we'll never know when we'll die
And I don't think any idiot would do that. Cause if that idiot happens to be my friend, er, I did'nt say I would slap or do something harsh lah but I would just smile and tell him/her nicely 'starting from today,I would forgive you each time u speaks to me,until the day I die'(= I'm such a nice person isn't it? yeah. (= (= (=
Next, being the fact that fasting month is approaching, there's something else just behind it,smiling,laughing idiotically at me.! It's not Hari Raya of course. Not celebrating it MUCH this year anyway. BUT!!!!!... O LEVELS!!!!!! arrrrggghhh... It has been the only thing that haunts me in everything I do, other than revising!
Putting those aside, there's still something which is more important.! For all O level candidates, wish you all the best for ur MT result and your upcoming English Oral. I'm having it on next Monday by the way.(= wish me good luck(=
And of course to all muslims! Get prepared for fasting month! treat this seriously.hahaha!.
take care everyone!
5:41 AM
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Another story that tickles me. Haha.
A man calls a company(weight-loss company) and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
haha. craps.
5:43 AM
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Hey.
Want to know some limitations of lying,though lying has always be the most preferable escape.
Maybe I share this story.
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, ALISON AND I ARE JUST ROOMATES."
About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
